Monday, June 10, 2013

Happy Barfday

Yesterday at about 2 AM I found myself in the bathroom in the position Bill Cosby demonstrates at 3:56 minutes into this video.

Oh, brother.

Unlike Bill, I can't blame alcohol on this unpleasant experience, however. John and I had been out celebrating Greg's birthday with him and Terese and their daughter, and although the birthday boy and his buddy had enjoyed a few adult beverages, I had refrained since I was the designated driver. So I sipped on a Coke, enjoyed a fabulous prime rib dinner, laughed, visited and sang "Happy Birthday" as Greg blew out the candles on his birthday brownie.

What a fun evening.

So why was it ME -- the responsible I'm-driving-so-give-me-a-plain-old-soda person -- that was hanging out in the bathroom talking to the porcelain telephone in the wee hours of the morning, hm?

1 comment:

annie said...

There is no rhyme or reason,we just have very weird delicate digestive systems. Something you ate that was a little richly prepared, or you ate a tad more than you're used to eating will do it. Hope you're better today, after your"phone call".