Lulu takes her job very seriously.
Sargent Lulu McSchnauzerPants at your service, ma'am. I understand that you're looking for a security guard. Well. Look no more. I'm on the job.
Yessiree. Just put your feet up, (Hey. Nice slippers.) and relax.
I conduct my surveillance from all angles. This way....
.....and that way.
But before we go any further in this discussion, let's talk about my fees, shall we?
I charge a hefty twenty chin skritches per hour. Non-negotiable.
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