Saturday, April 14, 2012

But WAIT -- There's more!

Blankets? We don't need no stinkin' blankets!

Quilts? Nah.

Furnace? Phffffft.

I have a completely renewable, green (wait, er...maybe grey and black), energy efficient, non-shedding, only slightly mis-behaving personal heat source.

You TOO can eschew other non-carbon-life-form heat sources! Introducing......the Schnauzer Heat-O-Matic Lap Robe!

Available wherever quality Schnauzer puppies offered for sale. Some restrictions apply. Sluggish human accessory pictured above not included. Recommended limit two per household. Manufacturer not responsible for destroyed slippers, misplaced socks, and back yard poopie bombs.


annie said...

You have a way with words, Julia.
They are so adorable, and generously give comfort and warmth to the person in the bathrobe.Everyone should be so lucky.

Julia Oleinik said...

Thanks, Annie....yep. i'm that lucky bathrobed person.