Saturday, April 16, 2011

Drink Up

WEGO post prompt day sixteen: Write a news report presenting an invention or cure for your condition.

Portland, OR, April 16th, 2011:

What was once considered a party novelty or a football stadium must is now a therapeutic tool for sufferers of Sjogren's syndrome mouth dryness.

Yes, sjoggies, your days of lugging around liquid refreshments are over. With the Sjoggie Soda Hat, just place the chilled beverage of your choice into the handy can carriers located conveniently near the brim of this attractive pink chapeau. Viola! Your hands are free to carry other vital sjoggie supplies such as sunscreen, eye drops, and the occasional Krispy Kreme donut box.

You can buy your very own Sjoggie Soda Hat here.


Anonymous said...

This is so funny because I was just telling my coworkers this week that I needed a hat like that. I try to drink at work, but inevitably the end of the day comes, and I realize I've only drank one glass of water.

Anonymous said...

I need to drink more water, so I'll be back to "purchase" a hat. Love the colo(u)r!

Anonymous said...

Just what I need to look even more "strange" at work ! I should try it just to see my coworker face !