Allright, all you schnauzer people. Listen up! Here's today's schedule of events. We have a lot to do so pay attention!
First item on the agenda: Find a conspicuous spot in the direct line of sight of your human and look cuddly and innocent. No one will be the wiser.
Second: Doggie toy calisthenics -- I want to see everyone really putting in some serious effort here.
Third: I know this is everyone's favorite: snack time.
Fourth: There's a quarter acre of grass in this yard and all of it needs doggie wiggles. So let's get on it, folks!
And finally: Keep the cardinal schnauzer rule first and foremost in your mind - BE VIGILANT ALWAYS.
I know I'm asking a lot of you, but I'm confident that we will all get through this together. So are we ready to begin? We're a team, yes? All right then, paws together and we break on Milk Bone. One-two-three-MILK-BONE, BREAK!!!