Awesome (in spite of a glaring omission regarding goobering) knight's code found here.
Favorite recent Greg Quote:
"Hey, Julia! Look at this one! Aren't you proud of me?" said while smiling goofily and pointing to a prominent dribble on his shirt.
...Sniff......::dabs eyes::.. I've never been more proud of you, big guy.......as Goober Queen Extraordinaire, I knight thee Sir Goobers-A-Lot-But-Not-As-Much-As-Julia. Wear this honor with all the dignity that it deserves.