Thursday, September 11, 2014

Shopping is Therapeutic

Well, guys. After my scandalous butt-baring incident at the pool the other day, I was in serious need of some post traumatic-stress treatment. (I would guess that anyone who was unfortunate enough to see me probably needs some therapeutic intervention as well.)

For me, there's no better way to heal my wounded psyche than to shop. I really do subscribe to the "retail therapy" school of medicine. So I went in search of a replacement swimming suit.


I found this one on Amazon. I like it because there's TWO layers of fabric covering my backside. The attached panty, and the attached skirt. I figure wearing this suit would be kind of like packing an emergency parachute inside your main parachute. If one went.....at least I'd have the other layer. 

Wouldn't it be great if I looked as good as this cute young lady wearing that thing? But alas.....I know better. And I'm certain that this lovely girl is categorized as a "plus size" model. Pfffffttttt. That's ridiculous. 

Don't get me started. 

3 comments:

annie said...

It's a lovely suit...love the polka dots and the length.

Molly said...

My bathing suits have disintegrated, too, and become transparent. Fortunately for others at the pool, I've always noticed this in time! I think the pool chemicals destroy the stretchy fabric over time. The dotted suit is pretty!

Jodi W. Brown said...

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